Amanda is afraid of feet. She kept on moaning whenever Neil shoved his "pods" into her "face". I doubt she has an actual podophobia, But I doubt I have organs instead of mechanical parts. The jury's out on my questions. …

I need a date to homecoming. I'm too shy to ask a girl I want to ask. Bethany is hanging out with one of her girlfriends (shes not a lesbian). Abi is going with 3 other people. I dont want to go with Ryan and Amanda …